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raised-by-direwolves: runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight: ahorsec...

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:32:12 -0400

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

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hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Lest We Forget….

“Battlestar Gallamptica”

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south-england: Welsh Landscapes »» Thomas Hanks

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:16:01 -0400

south-england:

Welsh Landscapes »» Thomas Hanks

Center Pic the Teddy and the baby are making the same face

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:58:48 -0400

Center Pic the Teddy and the baby are making the same face

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Mon, 13 May 2013 14:48:24 -0400

tumblropenarts: http://rusrainbow.tumblr.com/ title: Saint from...

Mon, 13 May 2013 14:45:44 -0400

tumblropenarts:

http://rusrainbow.tumblr.com/

title: Saint from Milan

freecocaine: #perfect Accurately describes my anticipated...

Mon, 13 May 2013 14:45:13 -0400

freecocaine:

#perfect

Accurately describes my anticipated disappointment with this movie….anachronism

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Mon, 13 May 2013 14:42:24 -0400

pineappleexpression: attekari: macaroons-at-tiffanys: manrayba...

Mon, 13 May 2013 11:01:32 -0400

pineappleexpression:

attekari:

macaroons-at-tiffanys:

manraybans:

oldmanstephanie:

jackalsfeast:

himynamesray:

Just your everyday problems.

did he just drop his phone on his fucking baby
done with the infomercials tag

the baby i’m gonna cry

well why the fuck would you touch pasta that was in boiling water?

Reblog again

the girl tho shes all like “o M G jimmy what the fuck did you do my CRAYONS YOU HOESLUT”

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Mon, 13 May 2013 10:56:45 -0400

snapshotstalker: punksnskins: doctor-donna-detective: bemeans:...

Sat, 11 May 2013 10:58:36 -0400

snapshotstalker:

punksnskins:

doctor-donna-detective:

bemeans:

Each morning, like clockwork, they board the subway, off to begin their daily routine amidst the hustle and bustle of the city.

But these aren’t just any daily commuters. These are stray dogs who live in the outskirts of Moscow Russia and commute on the underground trains to and from the city centre in search of food scraps.

Then after a hard day scavenging and begging on the streets, they hop back on the train and return to the suburbs where they spend the night.

Experts studying the dogs, who usually choose the quietest carriages at the front and back of the train, say they even work together to make sure they get off at the right stop – after learning to judge the length of time they need to spend on the train.

Scientists believe this phenomenon began after the Soviet Union collapsed in the 1990s, and Russia’s new capitalists moved industrial complexes from the city centre to the suburbs.

Dr Andrei Poiarkov, of the Moscow Ecology and Evolution Institute, said: “These complexes were used by homeless dogs as shelters, so the dogs had to move together with their houses. Because the best scavenging for food is in the city centre, the dogs had to learn how to travel on the subway – to get to the centre in the morning, then back home in the evening, just like people.”

Dr Poiarkov told how the dogs like to play during their daily commute. He said: “They jump on the train seconds before the doors shut, risking their tails getting jammed. They do it for fun. And sometimes they fall asleep and get off at the wrong stop.”

The dogs have also amazingly learned to use traffic lights to cross the road safely, said Dr Poiarkov. And they use cunning tactics to obtain tasty morsels of shawarma, a kebab-like snack popular in Moscow.

With children the dogs “play cute” by putting their heads on youngsters’ knees and staring pleadingly into their eyes to win sympathy – and scraps.

Dr Poiarkov added: “Dogs are surprisingly good psychologists.”

Holy butts dogs are freaking smart

“Holy butts”

#this sort of behaviour is noted all over eastern europe mind you

Thats true. In Bucharest, dogs are often seen crossing the roads at traffic lights or zebra crossings. (But then again with the way people drive in Bucharest…)

R. Crumb Illustrates Bukowski

Sat, 11 May 2013 10:39:40 -0400

R. Crumb Illustrates Bukowski

ianception: portrait

Sat, 11 May 2013 02:23:30 -0400

ianception:

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I have nothing of substance to offer you on this matter…nothing constructive with which to...

Sat, 11 May 2013 00:14:08 -0400

I have nothing of substance to offer you on this matter…nothing constructive with which to ease your pain. There is no consoling you, you reject my rationalizations and attempted explanations for ‘why things work out the way they do’, and I worry that you are resigning yourself to a bitter heart and an empty bed. We have grown sick of each others’ ramblings and redundant over-analyses.

Attempting to navigate the emotional roller-coaster you constantly find yourself riding, while maneuvering my own is a fruitless pursuit. I offer nothing now because I am incapable of sympathy—a shadow of a feeling—and I refuse to feign empathy.

You are a rock, a gem, an island of a girl, lying in midst of so much idiocy and immaturity. No dirty castaway will be worthy of all you are willing and able to give. You have sustained enough lost souls to harden your heart for a lifetime. I can only remind you so often of the pearl that will inevitably wash ashore, one day.

“I think at this point in our world, we’ve got a really...

Fri, 10 May 2013 19:23:30 -0400

“I think at this point in our world, we’ve got a really confused idea of the way gender and sexuality works. I think we’ve created this really superfluous sort of like binary in the way we think about gender. And I guess I identify as queer because I don’t identify with that. I think that makes us less whole as people. I don’t need to be assigned to what it is I can do or who I can love. And it seems like we keep drawing these battle lines which are completely unnecessary. So that’s what I basically mean. When I say I’m queer, I’m saying that I think human beings are amazing. And love is an honor and an opportunity. And a fragile thing. A fragile process in which there’s no room for doubt, or shame, or hatred.” — Ezra Miller

fuckyeahdementia: friday!!1!

Fri, 10 May 2013 14:29:20 -0400

fuckyeahdementia:

friday!!1!

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